The original purpose of this internet journal, or web log, if you will, was to keep in touch with people in the real world. That failed miserably, but by the time I realized that no one was actually reading it I had already put too much time into it to push the delete button.
The current purpose is for me to remember things I will otherwise forget. Reading about our first trip to Paris years after the fact reminded me of an incident that I had completely forgotten. I am also mildly amused by what I thought I knew in the past. I can only assume that what I think I know now will amuse me in the future.
Most of what is currently here was originally at another website. That site was difficult to maintain since everything had to be written in html and there were none of the simple one-click features available here. It was time-consuming and took some effort, while a monkey could post here.
I am still transferring everything from there to here and for whatever reason I am not doing it in chronological order. The dates on each update are when they were originally posted, not when I transferred them here. So the most recent update may not be the most recent update.
Hence this page. I will put links to the most recent old updates until I am caught up.
Kruger National Park, South Africa
Durban, South Africa
Cape Town, South Africa
Easy your life.
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No colors were harmed in the taking of these photographs
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Castle Of The King Of The Birds
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I participate in all your hostility to dogs and would readily join in any plan of exterminating the whole race. – Thomas Jefferson to Peter Minor 1811
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If I were a half decent photographer anything I shot in Africa would make you say Great Mbleka - this place is awfuckingtastic
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If Jesus exists then how come he never lived here
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If Rodney King lived here he’d still be alive today
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If you wish to be starting some thing you have got to be starting some thing - I say if you wish to be starting some thing you have got to be starting some thing
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If you’ve seen one crowded polluted stinking town…
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It is make unluck to give a shit
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It is super and strong to kill the wound dint
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It’s actually a pretty enormous world after all
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Keine Farben wurden im nehmen dieser Fotos geschädigt
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Me no like
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NOT ALLOW
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Never trust a man who can only spell a word one way
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No humans were harmed in the taking of these photographs
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Not counting the last one
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Old people got no reason
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Peace and easy feelings
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Peter Brown never called me
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Planes and trains and boats and buses characteristically evoke a common attitude of blue
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Red is the color that my baby wore and what's more it's true - yes it is
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Slap tjips - jy maak my nou sommer lekker skraal mos
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Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
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Suicide is Painless but booking trips at the last minute around here is a pain in the ass
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The day the music died
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The lingering acrid scent of $5 whores never impresses the little lady back home
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The one about my first trip to Amsterdam which doesn’t really say anything about my first trip to Amsterdam
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The woman who will be the mother of my illegitimate children just as soon as I get that time machine fixed
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They might as well be dead when the rain comes
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Think about how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of them are stupider than that
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Those godless French bastards never once offered me any vodka
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Tiny metal rods
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To boldly be our guest a long long time ago where no man has gone before under the sea
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Unfortunately to get to nature you have to go through civilization
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We’ll kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around
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What good is a used up world and how could it be worth having?
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Who is this Red Rose that just walked in the she hot stuff
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Why Julia Child never lived here
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You make kill we make kill so all same ok
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Your lateral cuneiform is full of eels
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spellcheck this
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